Actual things that happen in our house that we blame on Laura.
Me-Jack is in the toilet. Again.
Me-He’s playing in the toilet. Not just taking a drink like Chat. His HANDS are in the toilet
(Chat preparing for a cool refreshing sip)
Dave-Shut the lid. Problem solved.
Me-Well, I don’t want to ruin his fun. You know, this all started at Laura’s house.
Dave-This is ALL Laura’s fault. It all started with her great idea to get that cat water fountain. It was the worst idea EVER. After that Jack turned into a water whore.
(This is where the problems started….)
Me-I KNOW it. I think it’s quite possible that Chat learned the toilet trick from Laura because I never saw Chat do it before living in that house.
Dave- Well, I never saw Laura drinking OR playing in the toilet. But it was after living in her house hold that our cats turned into toilet freaks.
Me-Do you ever have the urge to put YOUR hands in the toilet, I mean since living there?
Dave-What? And Jack get your toilet hands away from me.
Seriously, I’m using the toilet here….